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[ash]

I see that the latest KiloPost sneaked in under the radar very quietly.

I think that may have been it.

Jim, what was your email all about?????
C_W

Ash

[aquaplane]

I thought that too, yesterday I noticed the 1007 posts but couldn't remember any coments. I thought I must have missed somat.

Well done Eamonn.

[aquaplane]

Speaking of Admirals, have I aquired a Rose?

I like that, much better than a plain old admiral of the white.

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Something was mentioned about admiral of something to me today, I hadent realised what the person meant, but now I understand.
Cheers.
C_W

[lady_stormrider]

Congratulations to Mr Wanderer - I wonder if it is time for a Lady Admiral?

[Nick]

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You've a wee bit to go but it would be great to have a lady Admiral on board, so get posting . . .

[claymore]

Harrumph!
Lady Admiral indeed, is there no place safe from the advances of equality and diversity?


Shuffles off muttering, his pipe nicely smouldering in the right hand pocket of his ancient Harris Tweed jacket........

[aquaplane]

Congratulations to Mr Wanderer - I wonder if it is time for a Lady Admiral?

Even with a BOGOF offer, which you don't deserve, you are a long way off.

It is time for a Lady Admiral, but only on merit.

Edited to add, You are infront of Garedfox who must have a distinct advantage in the promotion stakes if only for the sakes of domestic harmony.

[claymore]

This self doubt, is it born of no-one having a birthday yesterday?

[wully]

Christ all Mighty! A lot of drivel has to be written to become an Admiral. I am not sure I am clever enough; my repertoire of keich is limited and there just isn't anything interesting going on in my life to comment on. Even here I am now consigned to mediocrity. Will there be no end to this continuum of despair?

Are you sure that's how you spell ' Keech'?

[claymore]

Thats a relief
Anyway - tae pick up on yer state at present - you describe yourself as not being a sado.
Now - is that a sado- masochist or a sado-fekker who likes tae scrap and argue an rant aboot nae fekker being born on that day an hoo ra feck wull ah become a fekkin admirality wioot writing a load o' keechieshite?
or was that Saddo - as in I am not sad.

[wully]

That's now two votes for 'keech'



BTW didnae know rigs had 'foremen'

[aquaplane]

You can get to be an Admiral by talking crap

But it's better asking and answering dumb questions.

[marisca]

I feel the hand of the English here. If one types Scottish excrement with all the letters joined up, a herculean task for some I admit, then it is displayed on the forum as the word "Scottish". Let me demonstrate, I shall type the excrement word Scottish excrement all joined up: scottish excrement

There are a variety of ways to avoid the idiot sweary word filter, sometimes necessary when it refuses to let you use perfectly good words e.g. a "bastard file" is rendered as a "love child file". A "cunt splice" becomes a "corker splice" and on it goes.

[wully]

.... BTW didnae know rigs had 'foremen'

Some do, in the past when Shell owned rigs they used the term foreman, but it's not common now.

That was a long time ago...