Oban model yacht sailing
Oban model yacht sailing
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In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...
In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...
- wully
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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
It would be more efficient to go straight to the pub then pretend to sail model yotts...ParaHandy wrote:Cruise Dictator
In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...
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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
I think we have a potential future cruise director here . . .wully wrote:It would be more efficient to go straight to the pub then pretend to sail model yotts...
Re: Oban model yacht sailing
ParaHandy wrote:Cruise Dictator
In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...
Hm, i read loadsa boring model ship post but no obvious mentions of tits? Anyway ther's the LOTI at ardfern so we can hide there, and it's dark inside so the weatherr outside always looks hm, bit iffy...
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Erm, the LOTI is in Craobh...which I'd rather go to than the remains of a once great pub which is all that we are left with in Ardfen...tcm wrote:Hm, i read loadsa boring model ship post but no obvious mentions of tits? Anyway ther's the LOTI at ardfern so we can hide there, and it's dark inside so the weatherr outside always looks hm, bit iffy...ParaHandy wrote:Cruise Dictator
In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...

Re: Oban model yacht sailing
ooh, i like the violin smiliewully wrote:Erm, the LOTI is in Craobh...which I'd rather go to than the remains of a once great pub which is all that we are left with in Ardfen...tcm wrote:Hm, i read loadsa boring model ship post but no obvious mentions of tits? Anyway ther's the LOTI at ardfern so we can hide there, and it's dark inside so the weatherr outside always looks hm, bit iffy...ParaHandy wrote:Cruise Dictator
In case the weather is crap, could we shuffle off to the local Oban model yottie, each with a RC handset, pretending to sail to the far corners of the earth, or, wherever a pub is?
An example here and they get to chat about tits and much more ...
Re: Oban model yacht sailing
Jings ... tits as in grease nipples ... at least, I think that's what he meanttcm wrote:Hm, i read loadsa boring model ship post but no obvious mentions of tits? Anyway ther's the LOTI at ardfern so we can hide there, and it's dark inside so the weatherr outside always looks hm, bit iffy...
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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
This is worrying.
Perhaps the winter has been too long, or the webmeisters appetite for matters Global Warming is affecting people adversely.
This talk of tits, model yachting, and spending the weekend in a pub on Oban pretending we are sailing model yachts, really must cease, smiley fiddlers or no.
As the official Cruise Director, I feel it I must ask all contributors to seek out their moral compass here and realign themselves to the original articles of Governance that were issued to you all - I have your signed receipts.
In case you have mislaid them, they read as follows.
The purpose of the venture is to avail ourselves of the finest scenery, in the company of like minded and spirited individuals and through the promotion of social intercourse, gain better understanding of all things nautical, nutritional whilst sampling a broad range of alcoholic beverages.
Where does tits come in?
Perhaps the winter has been too long, or the webmeisters appetite for matters Global Warming is affecting people adversely.
This talk of tits, model yachting, and spending the weekend in a pub on Oban pretending we are sailing model yachts, really must cease, smiley fiddlers or no.
As the official Cruise Director, I feel it I must ask all contributors to seek out their moral compass here and realign themselves to the original articles of Governance that were issued to you all - I have your signed receipts.
In case you have mislaid them, they read as follows.
The purpose of the venture is to avail ourselves of the finest scenery, in the company of like minded and spirited individuals and through the promotion of social intercourse, gain better understanding of all things nautical, nutritional whilst sampling a broad range of alcoholic beverages.
Where does tits come in?
Regards
Claymore

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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
I like looking at tits.claymore wrote:.
Where does tits come in?

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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
If the weather doesn't improve, I think the only tits you're likely to see are blue tits !
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT
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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
Surely it's where do tits come in?claymore wrote:Where does tits come in?
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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
Either will do, I think
You are correct if using tits in the plural
However, in the context in which I posed the question, does is not inaccurate. That said, thank you for the challenge.
You are correct if using tits in the plural
However, in the context in which I posed the question, does is not inaccurate. That said, thank you for the challenge.
Regards
Claymore

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Re: Oban model yacht sailing
claymore wrote:Either will do, I think
You are correct if using tits in the plural
However, in the context in which I posed the question, does is not inaccurate. That said, thank you for the challenge.
Its actually titmouse/mice and if you think I'm going to stoop to mentioning the male and female Parus Major that come to my two cocos nucifera you can forget it!
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