Advice that could save a life

[Telo]

Nick has made a very generous offer of a fabulous rent-free holiday at his very well appointed home in Argyll, on Scotland's beautiful west coast.

The only only obligation that Nick expects in return is that the lucky holiday makers look after his non-sailing and elderly Staffie. Now the dug is very well behaved and would not be a problem, although one never be certain about the intention of other animals, so there could be some slight nervousness about the doggie walks.

Anyway, if things went wrong, I thought that this might be the advice that could save a life.

[little boy blue]

i have several assorted marigolds for sale to anyone who wishes to break up dogfights

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Sounds like the bulldog dident hurt em, but instead rectum

[claymore]

If the pooch is anything like its keeper - aboot fekked - it'll probably peg out whilst you are looking after it forever placing you in a most difficult situation with the webmeister who will accuse you of murder and somehow wangle himself free drinks for life out of your conscience

[Windfinder]

If the solution was sticking my finger in a dogs ar$e, I think I'd live with the problem.

[ash]

If the pooch is anything like its keeper - aboot fekked - it'll probably peg out whilst you are looking after it forever placing you in a most difficult situation with the webmeister who will accuse you of murder and somehow wangle himself free drinks for life out of your conscience

I had considered putting the mutt in the kennels and letting the house, and hope to still make a profit, but I would feel very guilty if something happened to the dug.

Ash