the PNLInc (M6)

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Mon May 19, 2008 4:05 pm

ahm pls'd tae annooonce ra PHandy National life-saving Inc (M6 branch).

Noo ra government huv a target response time tae get tae ra casualty and in a recent emergency ah can tell youse that ma organisation didnae jist do well but, jings, pulverised the target.

Ooor speshal USP is ra wunnerful bed-side manner tae ra injured whilst winding ra auld truck up tae ra infirmary in case ra auld git croaks it.

It wus a bit fraught, ahm telling you, when ra casualty kept stroking ma knee, muttering Mandy, Mandy ... but hus faculties returned when passing, oan ra way tae the infirmary, a flat in which the casualty casually noted he'd poked a bird ...

Noo, did onybody hae ony pics orra emergency?

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:09 pm

Well now you mention pictures, actually yes.
Unfortunately my hard drive is currently recuperating from a nasty virus, but once the crash team have repaired it I can post them..

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:35 pm

The lion in the Wizard of Oz!

The multi-car pile-up is just visible in the top right hand corner of the pic..

Post by **Silkie** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:21 pm

Who's the cheery wino in the background?

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:08 am

ljs wrote:The multi-car pile-up is just visible in the top right hand corner of the pic..

Marie Stopes clinics will have the picture on the right with a warning abt the dangers of over enthuiastic cunnilungus?!!

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:35 pm

Bastardios

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:49 pm

Silkie wrote:Who's the cheery wino in the background?

Fancy calling that bloke at the back a cheery wino. Not at all.

He's a smug wino