> LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP
> A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
> Glasgow copper.
>
> He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
> lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better
> education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to
> himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
>
> Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
>
> London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
>
> Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the
> stop sign.'
>
> London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
>
> Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop.
> Licence and registration, please.'
>
> London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
>
> Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to
> complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'
>
> London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference
> between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and
> registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me
> go and don't give me the ticket.'
>
> Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
>
> The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
>
> The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the
> f*ck out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or
> just slow doon?'
>
>
