Banned from Top

[claymore]

Whits wrang wi Feck anyway?

[bilbo]

"Wibble''.....

Really?

Wot you bunch o' hairyarsed cnuts been up to?

[claymore]

Got out of jail by offering an apology. How are you my ageing wrinkle?

[bilbo]

Got out of jail by offering an apology.

You're 'quoted', jim. Not me - I got the whole 'bell, book and candle' bit.

Maybe the Star Chamber lot reckon you're harmless. But 'owthef did his Webbyness get away with it? Does he have shares? Rolly-up troosers and wimpy handshake?

Passeth all understanding....

[claymore]

Like an Octopus - very long testicles

[ParaHandy]

Whits wrang wi Feck anyway?

I've used the word without the "c" successfully for some time. They can't spell over there anyway which is what I'm depending on.

[bilbo]

Ah'm thinkin' they dinnae unnerstaun' Auld Scots o'er there..... nor Scots Nouveau, neither.

[BlowingOldBoots]

If you spelt it as fuk then the moderators consider it as an attempt to by pass the swear filter, I got a warning for using fuckeeee with the eeee hidden in a colour, or something like that, I can't remember. To be honest, I just do it because I am thick, but clever people should be able to express themselves without resorting to profanity,