Much better than waiting for the Kerrerrarrrarrr Ferry and a short stagger from the boozer, the chocolate shop and the Chippy.
As a floating block of flats parked up around the corner and disgorged about 270000 passengers - (Oh - I would not like to go on a cruise!!!)
a wee lassie was playing the pipes up by where the Charabancs were parked. I thought she was piping me ashore - and the Grandchildren were really impressed at my importance
£33 for the wan nicht (30Ft)
Got to share the shower area with a swedish person who I found most attractive....did me no good atall
