Probability of Being Born is 1:400 Trillion

[BlowingOldBoots]

Which is just a bit more probable than a post on here from Webby telling us all how he is getting on. The turn coat.

[Burst Boiler]

Aye, he's blown us oot for the bright lights of TOP. Mebbes he's gonnae dae anuther book like the fairwinds wan, and disnae want tae spoil it by yelling us the plot as he goes.

[cpedw]

It wouldn't be like Webby to yell at us.

[Burst Boiler]

Ach - fat fingers. It wus meant tae say telling, no yelling.