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Prime Nautical Blogspace for Sale!

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Shard Shady Cybersquat Enterprisesâ„¢ has a prime piece of undeveloped blogspace for sale.

Only ridiculously large offers will be considered!
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Buying your blog space

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Thanks for your advert,I am really interested in the (blogspace),Fine i will pay $200 for it,

Please i will want to indicate my mode of payment to you since i am not in the UK at the moment and there is a Company in the UK that is indebted to me in the amount of $3,500,

So i will want to really seek your Assistance at this point,That i will want you to forward to me the the following informations below that i will need to forward to the Company indebted to me so that they can make out the payment directly to you and after you have cashed it in your bank,You will have the excess amount on the payment sent to my International Shipping agent via WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ,

All charges you are to pay at the western union office when sending the excess amount of $3,300 should be deducted from my balance,So you don't have to bother yourself about that, The reason for this is that,The Company indebted to me say they cannot make out the payment in two installment except once,

And since i am purchasing your (blogspace) from you at this time,I will want to really be sure that my funds will be safe in your hands as i will want to entrust my money unto your care,

So inorder for us to complete the purchase of the (blogspace) now,I will want you to get back to me with the following informations inorder for me to forward it to the Company indebted to me inorder for them to make out the payment in your name and send it to you ithout any furtherdelay,

The following informations that i will require from you are as follows,

1] YOUR FULL NAME TO BE WRITTEN ON THE CHECK,

2] YOUR DIRECT HOUSE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WILL WANT THE PAYMENT TO BE SENT TO,

3] YOUR DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER THAT YOU CAN BE REACHED AT ANYTIME OF THE DAY SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A CALL SO THAT I CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU BETTER,

Upon receipt of this informations i have just requested from you,I will immediately forward it to the Company indebted to me to make out the payment in your name and send it to you immediately,I will be awaiting your response as soon as you get this mail,Do confirm this mail and get back to me as soon as possible.

Thanks

Zachary Pageant
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zachary ...

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can i interest you in a small yacht ?
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small yacht ....

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zachary appears to have flown.
details of the yacht are now in classified - danish blue
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Your yacht

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Dear Mr. Blue,

Please do not be alarmed when I say that I truly do wish to buy your yaht on behalf of a client, but there is some small problem.

My client is a colleageu of the sadly deceased illegitimate son of Dr Robert Mugabe, of whom you may have heard, and when the good Mr Claymore (whom I think you may know) has assisted me in extracting the large fortune ammassed by the late Mr. Aroma Parosa to which he will claim the heritage we shall be ready to do some good businesses with you.

In the meantime if you could send me your bank and credit card details I will set up the necessary paperworks. All details should be sent to :

zacharympageant@gmmail.com

I look forward to doing this businesses with you.

Your business friend,

Zachary
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zachary ...

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how nice to hear from you - my appologies for having doubted your staying power.

" the good Mr Claymore (whom I think you may know)"

we are acquainted only in cyberspace i`m afraid, but i have seen it written that possibly he is not as daft as he looks.

with regard to the bank details i must confess i had not intended to involve them in this transaction. i hoped you would just appear with a big bag of money, hand it over and then sail away in the boat.

i am sure that you will appreciate that in these financially uncertain times - cash is king :wink:
if you could just ensure that mr claymore gives you enough money to fill the bag all will be well.

awaiting your best endeavours
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PMed you.
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seriously ...

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priced to sell - yes - you`d think zachary would be seriously tempted :)
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