Small rectangle of transparent plastic

[Silkie]

As used in sprayhood windows etc.

Free to good home or swap for WHY.

[Nick]

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Will swap for a small piece of geen putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning
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[Silkie]

In the absence of any better offers, it's a deal - as long as it isn't gey.

[Aja]

In the absence of any better offers, it's a deal - as long as it isn't gey.

...or just colour blind?

Donald

[Silkie]

In fact, I had hoped to swap it for a device to assist with erections.

[DaveS]

It occurs to me that it would make more sense to transport the said device to Balvicar. (I was through there a few days ago, doing the tourist thing and avoiding the rain, but that's another story. I did, however, visit the late CJT's Tourist Tartan Tat Emporeum at Easdale for the first time - what a load of... There was, however one interesting (though completely unlabelled) exibit: a matching pair of female and male chastity belts. Now I (who may have led a sheltered life) had seen the odd example of the former, but never the latter. The juxtaposition with all that surrounds them is quite surreal...

Anyway, getting back to the subject, if you want the wooden whatsit at Balvicar, let me know: I want it out of the garage PDQ.