Just for Men

[marisca]

May I advise those on the forum whose age is over 65 and whose tonsorial pride is tending towards grey that now is the time to get in stocks of "Just for Men" products so that when the men-in-black inquire of your age they don't fall over laughing when you claim a year of birth as 1956? Presumably those with a paucity of hirsute covering of the pate should invest in a syrup - aye, Claymore, this means you!
I, for one, do not fancy being home incarcerated (for my own good, of course) until some boffin gets rich on finding a cure or the virus mutates into something less lethal. This is how I now look .... that's me on the left if you had doubts.

[Burst Boiler]

Well, you'll need tae take a razor tae that fizzog or your gas mask willnae form a tight seal. And whits yer wee sisturs name?

[claymore]

whit a scratty beard - have you been sleeping with ferrets?

[marisca]

Some suggestions for the follically challenged OAPs amongst us .....