Will he - won't he?

[wully]

Will Ardferns booze boutique and off sales have a bumper winter season or will more southern ( and less couth) houses of refreshment have a Claymore bonanza this winter?

Ardfern Village Store is rumoured to be stocking up with supplies of ' Old Dredger' whusky and re branded end of line Ace lager while the local licensee is running special self defence classes for his female staff.

Allegedly.

[claymore]

Well, Wull, Will We wait fer the Weather or will we not.
That is the question.

[wully]

Whaur ur ye waitin?

Ahm no about much afore November but might be persuaded tae go oot fur a wee hauf if yer late away.

[claymore]

Still my round, nae doobt?

[wully]

Still my round, nae doobt?

Natch....