Daneland

[claymore]

Hot, Thundery and fekkin fleas that put a decent Scottish midgie tae shame

[ParaHandy]

The fekking fleas might be all that's worth eating if this article is true (Adelaide Advertiser):

FOOD SHORTAGE
TROUBLE IN DENMARK.
LONDON, July 5.
In view of the shortage of grain importa
from America, the Danish Government
have prohibited the sale of any Danish
grain product this year.

[claymore]

thank feck fer that - ah'm meusli'd oot

[aquaplane]

You see more of your eastern daughter than I do mine, and mine is only in Goole.

[claymore]

Always liked Goole.......

[aquaplane]

Don't understand why, it's a excrement hole.

[claymore]

You should try Daneland...

[wully]

You should try Daneland...

There's loads of nice places in Denmark - you'll easy tell them from the rubbish bit.

The nice bits have beer taps all along the counter. Or a sign saying 'Departure Gate

[claymore]

Heading for the Departure Gate tomorrow

[lady_stormrider]

I presume European Union regulations have now been imposed on Denmark's Viking hordes nowadays.

[claymore]

My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy

[wully]

My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy

But they do make good pastries.

[claymore]

It's to a Froggie or Austrian recipe I think.

[wully]

My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy

But they do make good pastries.

and Lego

[claymore]

Well Wull, I see you're getting defensive o'they Danelanders - is there something we shuid ken?