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. . . though I hear there may be some of the real stuff on the way.

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..... and about bloody time too.
Now can you do something about the sweary filter that tries to stop us using perfectly good words like bastard (what else can one call a very rough file?) and a wheen of others that are correct terms - is there really any difference, apart from a Father Ted nostalgia, between "feck" and "fuck"?
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marisca wrote:..... and about bloody time too.
Now can you do something about the sweary filter that tries to stop us using perfectly good words like bastard (what else can one call a very rough file?) and a wheen of others that are correct terms - is there really any difference, apart from a Father Ted nostalgia, between "feck" and "fuck"?
Why do you feel the urge to swear?

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My complaint is the indiscriminate nature of the filter with its inability to recognise the context in which words are used, not that I wish to use profane or blasphemous language. Innocuous but specific descriptions like love child file, corker splice; common sayings like "excrement happens"; the use of the perfectly good word scottish excrement to describe human waste all get bastardised by your filter, though the effect is sometimes humorous.

If my use of the intensifier "bloody" offends, I apologise, though in my defence "it has been surmised that bloody is related to the Dutch bloote, in the adverbial sense of entire, complete, pure, naked, that we have transformed into bloody". But then I still cannot see that referring to a policeman as a member of the proletariat is anything other than a complement.

Your reference to "carpet" confuses me - is this an example of your filter at work?
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I like the snowflakes
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What snowflakes?
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claymore wrote:What snowflakes?
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marisca wrote:My complaint is the indiscriminate nature of the filter with its inability to recognise the context in which words are used
I am not aware of any context-sensitive bad worlds filter installed on any forum software.

The strange substitutions are an attempt to get away from the rather dull and repetitive ****

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I've never found the Bluemoment Swearywordfilter to be in any fekkinway constrictive
I think I know more swearywords than it does
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My mother told me not to swear.
Keech bum toly excrement I don't care.

Ruins the iambic quadrameter or whatever a bit doesn't it.
Seems silly when everyone knows what the author wrote anyway.
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