Awe naw!

[wully]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-21614304

Whatt a waste

[claymore]

Criminal - unless it was Claymore. The spirit, Not my good self, you understand?

[Gardenshed]

Chivas Drain-cleaner, never my favourite. Perhaps for cooking.....

Wonder which ISO9001 quality system process wasn't followed during that shift?

[aquaplane]

It's always embarrassing is throwing the wrong bit away, not that I have ever done it.

All the little bugs down at the treatment plant will have been well pissed.

[Gardenshed]

Ironically, it's the alcohol killing all the bugs in the treatment plant that is the concern 'cos they won't be able to gobble up all other sh!t that they are supposed to.

[lady_stormrider]

I would love to have been in the Excise Department at Glasgow when the call came in.....

[Clyde_Wanderer]

I believe the Police had to mobilise the Army to stop Dunbarton folk from swimming in the sewers.

C_W

[claymore]

This is fast heading towards the one about the guy who drowned in a vat but got out 3 times for a pee before expiring.