Deliberations

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:52 pm

I have an ageing friend who has invited me down to his house for a few days in January and has offered to take me to the boat show. Without doubt when we get there he will be doing his best to treat me to some gadget or other as a token of his appreciation that I graced PhandyTowers with ma presence.
Whit do you think I should insist he buys me.
The most I ever saw him spend in one go was a tenner - just to put things in perspective. And he has ordered 5Kg o' ma finest sausages so I'm oot o' pocket frae the word go.

Post by **Nick** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:15 pm

claymore wrote:I have an ageing friend who has invited me down to his house for a few days in January and has offered to take me to the boat show. Without doubt when we get there he will be doing his best to treat me to some gadget or other as a token of his appreciation that I graced PhandyTowers with ma presence.
Whit do you think I should insist he buys me.
The most I ever saw him spend in one go was a tenner - just to put things in perspective. And he has ordered 5Kg o' ma finest sausages so I'm oot o' pocket frae the word go.

You are talking of a man who is convinced that ten euros in an envelope is sufficient wonga to entice someone on a 1000nm detour into mid-Atlantic . . .

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:30 pm

claymore wrote:Without doubt when we get there he will be doing his best to treat me to some gadget or other as a token of his appreciation that I graced PhandyTowers with ma presence.

I've a willy warmer, unused, frae last time

claymore wrote:And he has ordered 5Kg o' ma finest sausages so I'm oot o' pocket frae the word go.

oohh ... jings ...

wully · Post by **wully** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:47 pm

It's a trap, be oan yer guard.

He'll mibbies buy you a pint o Guinness and then once yer defences are doon, offer ye a guiddeal oan a wee dinghy..

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:05 am

Is there onything ye really need by Tescos Clubcard Vouchers. They're aften 'doubled -up'.

Firelighters, time-ex'd bread, wee Christmas Tree decorations....

BlowingOldBoots · Post by **BlowingOldBoots** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:23 pm

Insist he buys you a 'we chocolate banana', or bag of, white or brown, tasty and energising, at least initially.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ylCA3kSXKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... q4dndm4MiY

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