Sit on Princess Anne's Throne?

[Mark]

I couldn't resist this little gem from YBW:

http://www.red-ensign.com/rustler-36

[Pete Cooper]

I like the price - Current Price: £00,000 Tax Paid - now if only I could afford a mooring.

[Booby Trapper]

She doesn't seem to have left much on board.
Perhaps Ann could give it to Mummy for her upcoming celebration.

[wully]

Perhaps Ann could give it to Mummy for her upcoming celebration.

When I were in the Andrew a shipmate who got kicked off the Royal Yacht swore the the queen used cotten wool balls for bog roll

Wouldn't fancy that much myself for two reasons- only one of which I'll write here- the one about not fancying a big glass jar in the head to store them in..