Claymore Coatings

[Nick]

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I know what the feil auld goat is up to now - he's selling the tub and investing in snake oil. I've just received via HM Royal mail an introductory offer from Claymore Coatings offering a FREE NO OBLIGATION "HOME HEALTHCHECK" for homeowners who are interested in protecting their prime investment.

The Scottish climate is one of extremes and seems to be getting worse. In this era of accelerating climate change, Scotland can experience sun, rain, wind and snow all in the same day as we all know. . . . Claymore`s Restoration and Protection Systems are a blend of yesterday's tradition, through preparation, skilled restoration and application with today’s technology, research, testing and proof of performance coatings.

Careful where you mention that climate change stuff Claysie, it's not a sound marketing strategy everywhere . . .

[claymore]

Aye - an we're moving intae beauty products fer fellers - alas, there's nothin oan ra market that wid dae onything fer youse forumites......apart fae Silkie of course.

[Rowana]

Aye - an we're moving intae beauty products fer fellers . . . .

Ah hope ye'r nae gauin' to compete wi' Max Factor Knacker Lacquer - Adds lustre tae the cluster

[Arghiro]

It's obviously a traditional Celtic building material; Daub, usually used with Wattle. But it must be perfectly acceptable just to wipe mud all over the outside of a brick built establishment rather than the usual internal decorations used in H-Block dirty protests.

Not sure which has the better thermal properties tho.