Ulster Scots for sailors

[Telo]

I'm an avid reader of notices from the NI Department of Agriculture and Rural Development (DARD). They have a very clear language policy set out below;

By-ordnar Lay-oots

Steerins aboot hoo tae ax fer wittens fae us i a differ format ir leid.
We ir committed tae maakin oor wittens es aisy gat es possible fer oor customers.
Forebye Inglis monie ither leids ir uised i Norlin Airlan, laike leids belangin tae here(Airish an' Ulster-Scots) minority ethnic leids (laike Polish an' Portugese) an' British an' Airish Signin' Leid. We wul leuk aa ither speirins tae gie important wittens i thae an' ither leids an' wul dae quhat we're fit tae help.
Fer thaim at dinnae see weill we're fit tae hae oor wittens pit oot i ither formats, gif thair bes need fer thon, - fer example i Braille, disc, audiocasette ir baag prent.
•DARD Langage Policie for The Earse An Ulster Scots
•DARD Earse an Ulster-Scots Langage Policie Februar 2009 Frequent Askit Quaistens
•Get Oantae Us
•Hame
Related Links
•Annual progress report to the Equality Commission 2007-2008 (In Ulster Scots)
•Forest Recreation in Norlin Airlan
•Oor Stannerts fur Tendin tae Fowk’s Wants
•Our Procedur for Pleens
•Less Favourit Airts Consultation - Meenester’s Forrit
•Less Favourit Airts Consultation - Executive Summin’ Ap

[claymore]

Toy ducks flayin over Bealfast an won sayez "Quack Quack"

Th'otherwan replays "Aim goin as quack as ay con"




Sorry.