I have an ambition

[claymore]

To be cougared.
Does anyone else have similar aspirations?

[Pete Cooper]

Well, being quite innocent, I had to look up what 'cougared' means:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougared" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
And after great contemplation I have to say it sounds quite an attractive proposition.

[jim.r]

What! At your age! Would'nt that be akin to being ravaged (sic) by Gagool!

[claymore]

Good tunes and old fiddles ah'm thinkin

[bosun higgs]

Old fiddle? More like a humungous double bass !

[puddock]

Since my separation from the former Mrs Puddock and becoming a liveaboard, I have been 'befriended' by a rather attractive school teacher who lives up the road from the Marina, who is a few years older than me. Does this qualify as being cougared?
A word of warning ! Seniority in age does not always equate to less physical stamina ! I found out, to my cost, that as well as being a 'prim & proper' school teacher, she is very keen on her physical fitness and still runs competitively and so has boundless energy and enthusiasm
My diet now seems to contain large amounts of Red Bull and high energy cereal bars.....

So, while the prospect of being "cougared" may be appealing, please be aware of the side effects ;
Sleep depravation
Carpet burns on the knees and elbows
Lacerations to the back and shoulders
....... and a severely battered Bobby !

[Booby Trapper]

Since my separation from the former Mrs Puddock and becoming a liveaboard, I have been 'befriended' by a rather attractive school teacher who lives up the road from the Marina, who is a few years older than me. Does this qualify as being cougared?
A word of warning ! Seniority in age does not always equate to less physical stamina ! I found out, to my cost, that as well as being a 'prim & proper' school teacher, she is very keen on her physical fitness and still runs competitively and so has boundless energy and enthusiasm
My diet now seems to contain large amounts of Red Bull and high energy cereal bars.....

So, while the prospect of being "cougared" may be appealing, please be aware of the side effects ;
Sleep depravation
Carpet burns on the knees and elbows
Lacerations to the back and shoulders
....... and a severely battered Bobby !

It's a filthy busines but someone has to do it Did you get any gold stars? or a "could do better"

[puddock]

"It's a filthy busines but someone has to do it Did you get any gold stars? or a "could do better"

Detention and extra tuition

[claymore]

I only hope she does not access blue moment or you could be back to J.Arthur