What started off as frost damage - 'knock off the flakey bits before painting'.

quickly became

Then, inevitably

So, instead of getting the boat ready, and playing in Sahona's expensive new 'conservatory' that Saturn Sails sails has invoiced, but we have not yet had a chance to see, I am raiding the neighbourhood skips for reasonable bricks and learning another new skill.
I wish my mum were still here to stop me from being so stupid.