What goes woof woof?

[Alcyone]

To me it's a dog.

I've a few friends from your neck of the woods that I've heard referring to said animal as a 'dug' over the years, and I'm learned to adjust, taking it in my stride.

Sailing with a Scottish lady for the last couple of weeks, however has confused me. She was adamant that it is a 'deg'. No doubt. Not a dog, or even a dug, but a deg.

Can this be right?

[Aja]

Huh! Dundonians. Did she say 'peh' by any chance in relation to a meat stew baked with a pastry crust?

Donald

[Alcyone]

Dundonians, eh? Those shapeshifters with green skin, off Dr Who? Who'd have thunk it, eh? Told me she was from Forfar.

[sahona]

If not from The Kingdom, could she be very west end? (Glasgow - not Embra)
They sometimes walk the deg at the same time as taking the sex of rubbish to the midden.