Calling all Grandpas

[claymore]

In charge of the wee sprog this morning
Just dealt with the biggest nappy-full I've ever seen
Somehow a bit got on the floor - its now all over the blasted house and they are due back in 30 minutes.
The sprog seems to have managed to get herself amang it and I can't find the clean clothes

Dog house again.

[sahona]

Get back tae yer ain hoose... that yin's a' keech.

[Arghiro]

It's easy to see you never changed your own kids. It's far too late to try & learn as a Grandad, you no longer have the dexterity & quickness of hand to deal with the unexpected. If you have done it as a Dad, you will know all the tricks & can pre-empt most of the problems.

If you want some high power learning experience, try dealing with Twins . . . Fortunately ours are 7 now, so it's more about dealing with fights & temper tantrums rather
than nappies.

[claymore]

Hmm
I did actually - she's 36 now and still bears the scars

[jim.r]

Jings.. Dear Heart was a child bride!! Sounds as if you ought to be arrested fotr child abuse .. on more than yin count!

[claymore]

Jings, Jamesie she's fair wantin tae clutch ye tae her bosooms - ye wee crawler.