Norwegians

[puddock]

I met a pair (?) of Siamese twins at the bar, here in Stavanger last night - Ouden and Johnas.
When they heard I was Scottish, their faces lit up and they got all chatty, explaining how, every year "we like to go to Scotland, hire a car and drive all over the countryside".
"Ah, you like the beautiful mountains, the whisky, the wee villages?" I replied.
"No........stuff that Scottish sh-te, it's the only chance Johnas gets to drive!"

Strange bunch these Norwegians.............

[Falkirkdan]

Clever will try and remember that.