Claymore's Birthday

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:22 am

Drink will be taken somewhere on June 29th. I shall have advanced a year the day before.
How small a round can I get away with?

Telo · Post by **Telo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:51 pm

Happy Birthday when it comes! Shame you don't live in Scotland as you'd get all those free bus trips.

You going to be afloat that weekend?

Post by **Nick** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:48 pm

. . . I think a drink for every year on this planet should suffice. Any particular hostelry in mind?

tcm · Post by **tcm** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:08 pm

ooh. This sounds good. I make that in excess of two hundred drinks already. Better make it at a pub with a lot of glasses.

BrendanS · Post by **BrendanS** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:21 pm

[quote="tcm"]I make that in excess of two hundred drinks already.quote]

How many drinks is it acceptable for each person to order when a 'birthday boy' is ordering a round? I can probably do about 20 pints if push comes to shove. Double that if it's weak stuff

tcm · Post by **tcm** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:25 pm

BrendanS wrote: How many drinks is it acceptable for each person to order when a 'birthday boy' is ordering a round? I can probably do about 20 pints if push comes to shove. Double that if it's weak stuff

20 pints won't be enough, unless claysie is only 20, which i am prety sure he isn't. You'll have to drink halves, or stay several days for the lockin.

I personally think it would be cheaper for claysie to buy a pub outright at this rate of take-up.

BrendanS · Post by **BrendanS** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:28 pm

I certainly wouldn't mind staying a few days and getting my total up to his age. It's only polite after all.

Post by **Silkie** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:31 pm

tcm wrote:I personally think it would be cheaper for claysie to buy a pub outright at this rate of take-up.

That's another great idea.

He usually acts as if he owns the place anyway.

stingo · Post by **stingo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:39 pm

Claysie, me old dressing gown, another year closer to aimlessly shuffling around in your slippers.

How is Dear Heart going to cope with the reduced stimulation? I fear the unfortunate women might have to seek alternative companionship.

MacHurley22 · Post by **MacHurley22** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:45 pm

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:46 pm

Bad Boys All
A simple - Congratulations old chap - what can we get you would have sufficed.
Weel - ah suppose it cuid always be the hoos o troosers again unless someone has a better idea?

Post by **DaveS** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:52 pm

Please accept all the best in absentia. If things go to plan we should be in the vicinity of Stromness on the 29th.

tcm · Post by **tcm** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:27 pm

congratulations, and sorry. Well, a bit sorry. I expect part of you would be overjoyed if planeloads of people turned up. Probably not the wallet part though.

I can't make cos i'm due in france or on yet another pesky bank job.

Happy Birthday

Post by **Nick** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:25 pm

I'll offer to have TCM and DaveS's drinks if the 'biggest round' is in jeopardy.

tcm · Post by **tcm** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:41 pm

..is the record, set by a country singer who bought a round for his entire audience, apparently.

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