Burns Night Supper

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Booby Trapper
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Re: Burns Night Supper

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sahona wrote:Did Lorna pass it as fit for purpose, before recital?
Do you think I would have been allowed if she'd seen or heard it beforehand??
Did catch her off guard a bit as she was doing the "reply from the lassies" :lol: :lol:
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Re: Burns Night Supper

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We need that transcript as well then...
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Re: Burns Night Supper

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Most wasn't written down but something along the lines of "what an old romantic I was" and something about burns spinning in his grave.
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Re: Burns Night Supper

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Booby-- what a star.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
hope you won't mind if this is nicked for future purposes.

We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

my ex used to recite another called "ode tae a penis" but i can't find a copy on the internet.. will post it if can persuade him to give me copy...
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Wildbird wrote:Booby-- what a star.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
hope you won't mind if this is nicked for future purposes.

We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

my ex used to recite another called "ode tae a penis" but i can't find a copy on the internet.. will post it if can persuade him to give me copy...

this one?

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/men ... enis.shtml" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

Hope it dident get up their noses. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Burns Night Supper

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1.5 bottles of Bailie Nicol Jarvie???

Typical Essex Boy, get them drunk on aftershave first, then wheel out the cheap whisky..
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Charlie Farlie wrote:1.5 bottles of Bailie Nicol Jarvie???

Typical Essex Boy, get them drunk on aftershave first, then wheel out the cheap whisky..
I have to say I was surprised at how well they did behave, with the possible exception of Morgana, who was on a mission. Sloping sideways.mainly.
The good stuff remained on the table, but they all were drinking the BNJ from the decanter after about 2am.
They will be invited back again next year.
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