Smoked Turkey

Pete Cooper · Post by **Pete Cooper** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:45 am

An opportunity has arisen for me to smoke a turkey for Christmas - how long would it take?

Olivepage · Post by **Olivepage** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:50 am

You'll need a hell of a lot of rizlas.

Damned if I know how you'll light it as well.

sahona · Post by **sahona** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:40 am

I'm with Olive.
Maybe you could get your hands on a hubble-bubble?

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:10 pm

JohnS wrote:Would that be a turkey joint?

Makes a change from a pot roast

Olivepage · Post by **Olivepage** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:44 pm

Just so long as he doesn't make a hash of it.

Rowana · Post by **Rowana** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:57 pm

If turkey's were meant to smoke, they'd have a lum on their heid!

Post by **Nick** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:39 pm

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Smoker rental is one of those costs that tends to rise sharply at the festive season I believe.

Clyde_Wanderer · Post by **Clyde_Wanderer** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:50 pm

Nick wrote:.
Smoker rental is one of those costs that tends to rise sharply at the festive season I believe.

Now, would that not be cheating Nick?
Have you not managed to get conversant with that smoker yet, or do you not have it any more?
BTW, I sent you a pm last night, or has that went up in smoke too?

Clyde_Wanderer · Post by **Clyde_Wanderer** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:00 pm

Pete Cooper wrote:An opportunity has arisen for me to smoke a turkey for Christmas - how long would it take?

Depends on what type of smoker you are commiting the beast to?

If its anything like Nick's one, you better start now and have it ready for christmas 09, other than that just hang it in the attic of the first diralict tenemant you come to, and let the nedds do the rest, as there was some good quality timber in some of those old buildings, giving great flavour.
The fire brigade will recover it for you when it is just about cooked.

Post by **Nick** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:03 pm

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Got your PM Eamonn . . . currently a bit knackered and seriously under the cosh at Oban High School, will gt back to you Thurs / Fri

sahona · Post by **sahona** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:28 pm

Exam time Nick?

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:53 am

So ye must have died then Nick
Ah seem tae remember that before ye went aff oan yer Azores-girdling trip that I suggested ye could always head back tae Heartbreak High if ye needed to and "Over my Dead Body" came winging across the ether...

Post by **Nick** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:06 am

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Rub it in why don't you?

Needs must to pay for the next Azores-girdling trip . . .

spuddy · Post by **spuddy** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:36 am

Back at the chalkface eh - or whiteboard nowadays. I'm still in the trade but not in schools and very glad to be out of it.

Post by **Nick** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:19 am

very glad to be out of it

I would like nothing better than to never darken the doors of any secondary school establishment again, but while the rest of my life can be conducted on a shoestring running even a small boat requires the odd injection of cash above the trickle supplied by a one man freelance web design business.

One day's guaranteed consultancy a week for a going concern of some slightly larger sort would be enough to ensure that I never had to approach the front again, and I can't help thinking there must be some organisation out there that has need of my ragamuffin bag of talents.

Anyway, dream over, game on - off to Oban

(And please Matt, no career advice from the TCM School of Business Management today)

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Please give my name to the escape committee . . .