Silphs and Racing Snakes

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:36 pm

Just tae gie ye fat annoying people a heeds up
Claymore es noo doon tae his racing weight o' 11 stane

This means that ah've lost 50 poonds which is a deal o breed in ony currency.

Ma willie looks enormous an ma breeks es ankle boond ef ah dinnae wear ma gallusses

xx

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:55 pm

Jings, mon, we'll hae tae hae a wee climb thegither noo!

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:52 pm

claymore wrote:Ma willie looks enormous an ma breeks es ankle boond ef ah dinnae wear ma gallusses

jings, why secure yer dungarees an no hae sich a magnifishent artifact oan display orra time?

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:31 pm

Aye that's some diet that transfers bulk from further north down into yer willie. And I thought those unsolicited emails were just spam...

Anyway now that there is less weight above the waterline can we assume that Claymore will be a bit 'stiffer' now?

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:18 pm

Jist doon ra road frae Jimi is this fella. This sorta whit yer oan aboot? It's an Englishman, an' a'......

An' then they sing "Sheep may safely graze....."

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:26 pm

Spooky.
That's the man hi'self about to launch his ground tackle..

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