This hyperactive little house-elf has, over recent weeks, made his 2008 contribution to deforestation and global warming by clearing the vast and impenetrable geranium jungle referred to and seen above, and laying pathways, digging over and planting bright and colourful new things, building and filling a big log store for big logs, and creating for his SWMBO the architectural triumph seen in all its glory below. And saving over £1000 on the nearest comparable B&Q flat-pack greenhouse. The 3 'tattie clamps' and the Tayberry plantation are beyond....
Before some wag intones that this is a 'boaty forum', let me hasten to add that one is now actually observing a large part of this new season's sailing 'brownie point' hoard, which this smug denizen of The Shire hopes soon to start trading-in for memorable 'jollies' away.....
