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Daneland

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:10 pm
by claymore
Hot, Thundery and fekkin fleas that put a decent Scottish midgie tae shame

Re: Daneland

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:42 am
by ParaHandy
The fekking fleas might be all that's worth eating if this article is true (Adelaide Advertiser):

FOOD SHORTAGE
TROUBLE IN DENMARK.
LONDON, July 5.
In view of the shortage of grain importa
from America, the Danish Government
have prohibited the sale of any Danish
grain product this year.

Re: Daneland

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:58 am
by claymore
thank feck fer that - ah'm meusli'd oot

Re: Daneland

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:58 pm
by aquaplane
You see more of your eastern daughter than I do mine, and mine is only in Goole.

Re: Daneland

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:38 pm
by claymore
Always liked Goole.......

Re: Daneland

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:13 am
by aquaplane
Don't understand why, it's a excrement hole.

Re: Daneland

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:55 am
by claymore
You should try Daneland...

Re: Daneland

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:21 pm
by wully
claymore wrote:You should try Daneland...
There's loads of nice places in Denmark - you'll easy tell them from the rubbish bit.

The nice bits have beer taps all along the counter. Or a sign saying 'Departure Gate

Re: Daneland

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:40 pm
by claymore
Heading for the Departure Gate tomorrow

Re: Daneland

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:43 pm
by lady_stormrider
I presume European Union regulations have now been imposed on Denmark's Viking hordes nowadays.

Daneland

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:24 pm
by claymore
My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy :shake:

Re: Daneland

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:10 am
by wully
claymore wrote:My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy :shake:

But they do make good pastries.

Re: Daneland

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:41 am
by claymore
It's to a Froggie or Austrian recipe I think.

Re: Daneland

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:11 am
by wully
wully wrote:
claymore wrote:My biggest problem with Daneland is their constant, never ending tripe about Vikings. There are Viking fairs, markets, houses and all the other drivel. Meanwhile, the economy is struggling, they have the highest dependency on anti-depressants in that part of the world and the highest divorce rate. Their education system is shyte and they make up words like huggli (I know I've spelt it wrong) to make themselves believe they are happy. Most depressing of all, the daughter, who was always a tad gullible, believes it is all fine and dandy :shake:

But they do make good pastries.
and Lego

Re: Daneland

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:37 am
by claymore
Well Wull, I see you're getting defensive o'they Danelanders - is there something we shuid ken?