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. . . who is planning on using his winter fuel allowance to pay a man to polish his yacht.

What does the panel think?

At the end of the day it's his money, he can do what he wants with it. Polishing a boat is a worthy exercise, especially if the boat would not be otherwise polished. 'Onesies' can now be bought for a few beer tokens, thus warmth and gleaming hull for free; wonderful!

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I tendered for the job myself. Has the contract been awarded?

I've noticed that hull polishing generates considerable heat.
Winter fuel allowance is for the production of heat.

Where's the disconnect?

mm5aho wrote:I've noticed that hull polishing generates considerable heat.
Winter fuel allowance is for the production of heat.

Where's the disconnect?

Sounds reasonable to me.

. . . who is planning on using his winter fuel allowance to stay warmish this winter.

The auld goat must be getting more WFA than the rest of us. Last I heard he had filled the tank on the Jag and bought a croissant and that was the £100 blown.

How does one go about getting this WFA? How auld a b ugger does one have to be?

You auldies should realise that when my generation grows up and get to make the rules, we're putting that retirement age right back down again, by the way.

And you young spotty-airsed fekkers need tae learn a bit o respect.
45 years withoot a days unemployment, stamps paid, taxes paid. Job done, contributions fully made and nae debts tae society at all.
Job done.

claymore wrote:And you young spotty-airsed fekkers need tae learn a bit o respect.
45 years withoot a days unemployment, stamps paid, taxes paid. Job done, contributions fully made and nae debts tae society at all.
Job done.

Absolutely, these yoof whippersnappers need putting back in thur box

DaveS wrote:How does one go about getting this WFA? How auld a b ugger does one have to be?

Just live in Oxford, jimmy. Ra weather's Jist awful, awful ....

claymore wrote:45 years withoot a days unemployment

Aye, but hoo much actual wairk did ye dae?

- W

Nick wrote:

claymore wrote:45 years withoot a days unemployment

Aye, but hoo much actual wairk did ye dae?

- W

He widnae ken wurk if it fell oan imm

Fekkin cheecky wee bastardios - yer nane tae auld fer a clip