BLUEMOMENT

Tiling a bathroom in Denmark.
Zimmer has gone off picking berries
Dear Heart and the Daughter have gone to the beach with the Grand-daughter

Situation bloody normal....

Spot on there Claysie. We're grandwean watching tonight to give daughter who is expecting No2 a rest, rather than going to the boat tonight.

At least I'm not tiling, I suppose!

Donald

claymore wrote:Tiling a bathroom in Denmark.

Look on the bright side. Plenty of windmills to tile at.

Donald

Was that Denmark?

Yours, S Panza

As father of the bride-ago, you appear to have been doing an inordinate amount of remedial work since the event.
Is this the result of an incomplete interrogation during the 'permission for proposal' phase or a misinterpretation of the word "schmurdyburdy" ?
Anyway you're now out of the loop, so there is only one known claymore afloat up here, and it's not mine..... or yours.

Ja, du har ret.
- © Mr Wiki

It gets worse
They are planning a return to the UK and are considering going into business. There is talk of "pooling our resources" and "working together"

Jings fellers whit'll ah dae?

claymore wrote:It gets worse
They are planning a return to the UK and are considering going into business. There is talk of "pooling our resources" and "working together"

Jings fellers whit'll ah dae?

Well, I think that pointing out my lack of resourses, and the fact I already have a paying job I have no intention of leaving, would infuse a large dose of reality on such a "good idea".

When my Ex wanted to borrow against our house to start a retail business she thought I was mean when I refused. Silly cow.

Did we touch a nerve there Roberto?

Is the lake any warmer?

claymore wrote:Did we touch a nerve there Roberto?

Is the lake any warmer?

Nerve, Naaaaa.

I'm having my second W/E off so I can't comment on the lake, I hope it's nice next W/E as we are expecting visitors from oooop North.

claymore wrote:There is talk of "pooling our resources" and "working together"

Lucky man! Getting the family all together, and being able to blackmail them into supporting you as you become increasingly senile sounds like a good plan. Brilliant!

claymore wrote:
Is the lake any warmer?

aquaplane wrote:
I'm having my second W/E off so I can't comment on the lake, I hope it's nice next W/E as we are expecting visitors from oooop North.

We don't have to go swimming with Mr T. Noblett, do we?

Ash

ash wrote:

claymore wrote:
Is the lake any warmer?

aquaplane wrote:
I'm having my second W/E off so I can't comment on the lake, I hope it's nice next W/E as we are expecting visitors from oooop North.

We don't have to go swimming with Mr T. Noblett, do we?

Ash

I stood on the bottom rung of the boarding ladder the other week, up to the ancles is plenty near enough swimming in Windermere. The forecast looks a bit pants for the W/E, it could be just showery if you look through these rose tinted specs I have.

I went swimming in Bala last weekend. V gusty F5 going like a train, then let go of the tiller during a tack & she tacked back on me leaveing me stranded on the wrong side - briefly. Still, it all came up again quite easily once I got round to the daggerboard.

Sadly no pics of me, (camera woman wouldn't go out in case she mussed her hair) but this is my nephew setting out the following day when the breeze had died a little.