Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:30 pm
It came to my attention recently whilst attempting a wolf whistle that simultaneous whistling and passing wind is not compatible. How can I resolve these issues?
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Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:44 pm
I believe Tena do some suitable products.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:48 pm
How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:53 pm
I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world felching award.ParaHandy wrote:How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:36 pm
Hmm .. life must be a *lot* more exciting in Balvicar than one ever could imagineNick wrote:I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world visiting the zoo award.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:15 pm
Well me auld tart, one post recomends incontinence pads and t'other invites masturbation. Moved by either, are we?
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:06 pm
I am making an assumption that you have insufficient 'force de vent' to conclude a successful double ender. Therefore, I can only recommend that you purchase a bum bung, available from all good sex shops to enable the full Roger Whitaker experience.
Be sure not to get the E45 cream mixed up with the Sikaflex 291 on application, or the outcome could be catastrophic. You could end up full of excrement. Ahem.
Be sure not to get the E45 cream mixed up with the Sikaflex 291 on application, or the outcome could be catastrophic. You could end up full of excrement. Ahem.