BLUEMOMENT

I hud the furling gear salesman salivating at the prospect of a really, really, big sale as soon as my friend turned up. Primed to give an eye watering discount, fitting included. told 'im my pal was related to royalty (Danish) and the eejit running aroond the carib with a piratical spinnaker and only good publicity would come from my pal unfurling similar thro' Cuan.

Did he turn up? Nope.

Disgusted, Oxford

2 points
1 Ah telt ye ah'd no be there ye deef pillick

2 Personally, Ah find ra term Pal a wee bittie familiar - jest youse remember ra word Respec, Para in yer dealins wi masel.