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Sunburn
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:10 pm
by Booby Trapper
I got a very bad case of sunburn when abroad last year, I fell asleep on my back and got my legs badly sunburned. I ended up in hospital. The doctor came to see me and said I need to take 1 viagra 4 times per day. "will that help with the pain" I asked?
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."No, but it will stop the sheets from rubbing on your legs"
Re: Sunburn
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:52 pm
by Clyde_Wanderer
Booby Trapper wrote:I got a very bad case of sunburn when abroad last year, I fell asleep on my back and got my legs badly sunburned. I ended up in hospital. The doctor came to see me and said I need to take 1 viagra 4 times per day. "will that help with the pain" I aske
"No, but it will stop the sheets from rubbing on your legs"
Not if you are sleeping face down!
Re: Sunburn
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:20 am
by sahona
How boring.
Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday, came up with a profound beaut:
"I have outlived my dick"
So that's our future in a nutshell.
Re: Sunburn
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:06 pm
by aitchw
Maybe 'Dick' was his dog.
Re: Sunburn
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:26 pm
by Rowana
Who was it who said -
"Collecting old masters is a much more sound proposition than collecting old mistresses"
Re: Sunburn
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:13 pm
by Clyde_Wanderer
ace.electrical wrote:bravo very funny.
i heard if you got the viagra virus on your computer it turned your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
ha ha
Dont want the swmbo to see that, she would never be off it.