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Silphs and Racing Snakes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:36 pm
by claymore
Just tae gie ye fat annoying people a heeds up
Claymore es noo doon tae his racing weight o' 11 stane
This means that ah've lost 50 poonds which is a deal o breed in ony currency.
Ma willie looks enormous an ma breeks es ankle boond ef ah dinnae wear ma gallusses
xx
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:55 pm
by jim.r
Jings, mon, we'll hae tae hae a wee climb thegither noo!
Re: Silphs and Racing Snakes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:52 pm
by ParaHandy
claymore wrote:Ma willie looks enormous an ma breeks es ankle boond ef ah dinnae wear ma gallusses
jings, why secure yer dungarees an no hae sich a magnifishent artifact oan display orra time?
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:31 pm
by ljs
Aye that's some diet that transfers bulk from further north down into yer willie. And I thought those unsolicited emails were just spam...
Anyway now that there is less weight above the waterline can we assume that Claymore will be a bit 'stiffer' now?
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:18 pm
by bilbo
Jist doon ra road frae Jimi is this fella. This sorta whit yer oan aboot? It's an Englishman, an' a'......
An' then they sing "Sheep may safely graze....."
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:26 pm
by ljs
Spooky.
That's the man hi'self about to launch his ground tackle..