BLUEMOMENT

Posh term for pissing yersel whilst in drunken slumber?

Or the guy who had 14 pints of Guinness without going to the bog.

When he got outside, he started unzipping his trousers.

"You can't do that there", his mate said.

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I'm not going to do it there - I'm going to do it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there