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ahm pls'd tae annooonce ra PHandy National life-saving Inc (M6 branch).

Noo ra government huv a target response time tae get tae ra casualty and in a recent emergency ah can tell youse that ma organisation didnae jist do well but, jings, pulverised the target.

Ooor speshal USP is ra wunnerful bed-side manner tae ra injured whilst winding ra auld truck up tae ra infirmary in case ra auld git croaks it.

It wus a bit fraught, ahm telling you, when ra casualty kept stroking ma knee, muttering Mandy, Mandy ... but hus faculties returned when passing, oan ra way tae the infirmary, a flat in which the casualty casually noted he'd poked a bird ...

Noo, did onybody hae ony pics orra emergency?

Well now you mention pictures, actually yes.
Unfortunately my hard drive is currently recuperating from a nasty virus, but once the crash team have repaired it I can post them..

The lion in the Wizard of Oz!

The multi-car pile-up is just visible in the top right hand corner of the pic..

Who's the cheery wino in the background?

ljs wrote:The multi-car pile-up is just visible in the top right hand corner of the pic..

Marie Stopes clinics will have the picture on the right with a warning abt the dangers of over enthuiastic cunnilungus?!!

Bastardios

Silkie wrote:Who's the cheery wino in the background?

Fancy calling that bloke at the back a cheery wino. Not at all.



He's a smug wino