BLUEMOMENT

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:06 am**

Just heard that the polis in Arbroath have arrested a local man - he was seen walking in the town with a Tescos bag when the arse fell out of it.

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:11 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:51 pm**

Desperately trying to think something side=splittingly witty about an Arbroath Smokie but having no success.

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:34 pm**

When the head and the first hand were found, reports said that police were going into all the second-hand shops in Arbroath

Arbroath body parts arrest!