I tend not to submit jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:01 pm
but this did make me laugh
A gent was sat reading his paper when his wife clattered him from behind.
"What was that for?" he demanded
"I've just found a piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it"
"Sweetpea" he remonstrated - "that's a horse that was running at Kempton"
The wife apologised
Next morning she hits him with a frying pan
"What was that for?" he wailed
"Yer horse just phoned"
A gent was sat reading his paper when his wife clattered him from behind.
"What was that for?" he demanded
"I've just found a piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it"
"Sweetpea" he remonstrated - "that's a horse that was running at Kempton"
The wife apologised
Next morning she hits him with a frying pan
"What was that for?" he wailed
"Yer horse just phoned"