BLUEMOMENT

It seems that the government is considering urgent action to address the national shortage of public toilets, with pubs and restaurants being encouraged to open their toilets to non-patrons in exchange for as much as £600 a year.

But the British Toilet Association said the idea is only part of the answer to a problem plaguing the nation.

Welcome news, I'm sure, for elderly sailors making the journey north for the Chentlemen's Cruise.

Surely we must be the only nation on Earth to have a national toilet association to protect consumers' (perhaps not quite le mot juste) interests?

I'm sure our more elderly cruisers will be delighted with such facilities, as you say

Never heard of the British Toilet Association.

Wonder what the president or whatever he is actually does, I mean, what qualifications does the job demand. Must be a question of pulling the right strings. How are they funded, taxpayer I suppose otherwise they'd have gone down the tubes long ago.

But one wonderful quote

"But, he added, the community restaurant scheme should only be "one important tool in the public toilet armoury".

Many a true word.

[quote = "Olivepage".......... "one important tool in the public toilet [/quote]

wonder if he meant to say " stool "

"and were never seen again once the automatic door closed!!"

Which one

Where

I've got the 40p

Buy SWMBO a couple of bottles of coke and sort of casually stroll past.

Come on - tell all.

There's a plethora of public watering holes with perfectly good cludgies in Lamlash, why waste time carting it all down the street before getting rid?

sahona wrote:There's a plethora of public watering holes with perfectly good cludgies in Lamlash, why waste time carting it all down the street before getting rid?

Many happy memories of the PHT!

those newly installed stainless steel cubicles which appeared on various streets in London

A bit like a modern 'Tardis', then....?

sahona wrote:There's a plethora of public watering holes with perfectly good cludgies in Lamlash, why waste time carting it all down the street before getting rid?

As a lady I have heard of such establishments. Are these not the same places that entrap my skipper into purchasing me a schooner of sweet sherry whilst he looks at all the other boats in the harbour?

Thereby I need to go again - thus proving that alcohol is only rented.

I should add it was the only one I saw all fortnight on our first cruise round the Clyde Coast & Arran.

Used to be a 'place of interest' ( and I wouldn't tangle with Betty) but a bit out of the way if you were on hands and knees. How about the Bonnington on commerce st. 1/2 crown for a gill of grey wine and a pint of scrumpy. Released from your cubical container for the handsome price of 5 shillings, and then there was Greenock...
Rufus A. Badgers.

The standard of topics for discussion on here is starting to resemble 'anither place'......

Wash your mouth out with soap young man.

You know the standard response to such a post, of course..

Aye, ah dae that!

It's "Eff aff off, ya nyaff!"




Now, about the extended contract for the provision of winter-grade toilet paper in the cludgies on Oban Pier.....

Ah, that would have been Big Aggie, she'd fallen out with her Martian boyfriend the week before... seriously , last time I was there it was quiet and a bit boring, but we were - sort of - alert...
As for the local yoofs in the coffee bars - they didn't throw sugar lumps at you did they? could get very serious.