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Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:09 pm
by Nick
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:50 pm
by marisca
I certainly agree with the subject line but shirley it doesn't apply to the existing denizens of these fora who, as one, remember Nick in their nightly complines. That our prayers for fair winds for Nick were answered by a venerable MAB is not our fault.
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:03 am
by Nick
marisca wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:50 pm
I certainly agree with the subject line but shirley it doesn't apply to the existing denizens of these fora who, as one, remember Nick in their nightly complines. That our prayers for fair winds for Nick were answered by a venerable MAB is not our fault.
As you will see from the screenshot accompanying the post title, it applies specifically to someone called Kelvin - not one of your aliases shurely, shirly??
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:45 am
by Burst Boiler
I'm sorry that you feel you have received little or no gratitude. Let me put on the record that i appreciate the forum, including the offbeat humour (claymore), contrived grumpiness (wully) and poking fun at TOP. I also liked your wee fairwinds bookie. As for the rest of the ungrateful sods . . .
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:12 am
by Nick
Burst Boiler wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:45 am
I'm sorry that you feel you have received little or no gratitude. Let me put on the record that i appreciate the forum, including the offbeat humour (claymore), contrived grumpiness (wully) and poking fun at TOP. I also liked your wee fairwinds bookie. As for the rest of the ungrateful sods . . .
Twas not directed at denizens of this forum, it was specifically aimed at some newly arrived freeloader disatisfied with the main site who sent me a stroppy email because he had failed to read the instructions and consequently couldn't download the free manual he obviously felt entitled to.
That was why I posted the screenshot.
The forum remains, and I am glad you appreciate it. However, BlueMoment in general, for many years the most comprehensive cruising sailor's resource i the UK, has been a huge waste of my time and now lies rotting, a faint echo of its former self.
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:56 pm
by wully
Burst Boiler wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:45 am
I'm sorry that you feel you have received little or no gratitude. Let me put on the record that i appreciate the forum, including the offbeat humour (claymore), contrived grumpiness (wully) and poking fun at TOP. I also liked your wee fairwinds bookie. As for the rest of the ungrateful sods . . .
Contrived issitt?

Just how happy would you be if Claymore knew where you lived ?
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:34 pm
by Aja
Nick wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:12 am
Burst Boiler wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:45 am
I'm sorry that you feel you have received little or no gratitude. Let me put on the record that i appreciate the forum, including the offbeat humour (claymore), contrived grumpiness (wully) and poking fun at TOP. I also liked your wee fairwinds bookie. As for the rest of the ungrateful sods . . .
Twas not directed at denizens of this forum, it was specifically aimed at some newly arrived freeloader disatisfied with the main site who sent me a stroppy email because he had failed to read the instructions and consequently couldn't download the free manual he obviously felt entitled to.
That was why I posted the screenshot.
The forum remains, and I am glad you appreciate it. However, BlueMoment in general, for many years the most comprehensive cruising sailor's resource i the UK, has been a huge waste of my time and now lies rotting, a faint echo of its former self.
Ah! Why didn't you say so!?
Donald
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm
by Aja
wully wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:56 pm
Burst Boiler wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:45 am
I'm sorry that you feel you have received little or no gratitude. Let me put on the record that i appreciate the forum, including the offbeat humour (claymore), contrived grumpiness (wully) and poking fun at TOP. I also liked your wee fairwinds bookie. As for the rest of the ungrateful sods . . .
Contrived issitt?

Just how happy would you be if Claymore knew where you lived ?
I had to move house. Twice.
Donald
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:01 pm
by claymore
There's clearly a Side to Kelvin that is not altogether wholesome
Did anyone ever have a Kelvin diesel?
A kelvin is of course a unit of measurement
I wonder which Kelvin we are dealing with here?...
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:59 pm
by DaveS
claymore wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:01 pm
There's clearly a Side to Kelvin that is not altogether wholesome
Did anyone ever have a Kelvin diesel?
A kelvin is of course a unit of measurement
I wonder which Kelvin we are dealing with here?...
Indeed, and delta K = delta °C
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 7:09 pm
by wully
Aja wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm
I had to move house. Twice.
Donald
You think that’s bad? I’ve had to drink all my good whisky for fear of it all being drunk by him...
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:04 pm
by BlowingOldBoots
claymore wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:01 pm
... I wonder which Kelvin we are dealing with here?...
Obvious from the diatribe that it can be only
the Kelvin, non other than Kelvin MacKenzie, a direct talking man that says it like he wants to see it.
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:59 pm
by Burst Boiler
Gotcha!
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 7:59 pm
by claymore
I think I read that he was the love child of Mrs Thatcher and Norman Tebbitt after a sherry fuelled conjugation in the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool.
Re: Some fecking tubes don't deserve a boat
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 8:33 pm
by wully
claymore wrote: ↑Thu Feb 03, 2022 7:59 pm
I think I read that he was the love child of Mrs Thatcher and Norman Tebbitt after a sherry fuelled conjugation in the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool.
That nicht serpently went wi’ a bang...