BLUEMOMENT

Been following Silkie's progress on the blog, and pleased to see that he's successfully afloat. But puzzled about his taking up residence in the T'n'T. Have they got short memories, or no standards?

Harrumph!

What you have to remember my sharpened fragment is that it has long been traditional to remove ones' trews in the T&T.

OK, you are supposed to don a kilt afterwards, but the chentleman in question must have forgotten to leave his behind the bar the last time he was there.

I would just like to point out to any casual readers of the sloppy prose of the previous posts in this thread that I was not repeat not the chentleman who was momentarily trouserless on a table-top in the House of Trousers.

I was in fact, as always, the very soul of decorum.