BLUEMOMENT

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Worried about whether the light in your fridge goes out when you close the door?

Why not drill a small hole in the front so you can check and voila - goodbye fridge anxiety!

Look both ways before you cross the road.


Ok so the old ones are still the old ones, it seemed mildly humerous after ½ a bottle of red.

If you spill red wine on a carpet apparently sprinkling with salt helps.

Donald

If you forget to take your boots off before going to bed, you'll probably wake up with a headache.

Circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Don't kick your dog in the nuts when you've got your fingers in its mouth.