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Just for Men

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:35 am
by marisca
May I advise those on the forum whose age is over 65 and whose tonsorial pride is tending towards grey that now is the time to get in stocks of "Just for Men" products so that when the men-in-black inquire of your age they don't fall over laughing when you claim a year of birth as 1956? Presumably those with a paucity of hirsute covering of the pate should invest in a syrup - aye, Claymore, this means you!
I, for one, do not fancy being home incarcerated (for my own good, of course) until some boffin gets rich on finding a cure or the virus mutates into something less lethal. This is how I now look .... that's me on the left if you had doubts.
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Re: Just for Men

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:09 am
by Burst Boiler
Well, you'll need tae take a razor tae that fizzog or your gas mask willnae form a tight seal. And whits yer wee sisturs name?

Re: Just for Men

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:18 pm
by claymore
whit a scratty beard - have you been sleeping with ferrets?

Re: Just for Men

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:30 pm
by marisca
Some suggestions for the follically challenged OAPs amongst us .....

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