BLUEMOMENT

"Jist the usual; slurred speech; unsteady gait; a tendency toward impromptu midnight swimming; laughing immoderately at the pish being spouted by those around me; conscienceless lust for anyone who doesn't already have a willie between their legs; weeping freely while listening to young children reciting the works of Rabbie Burns. You can probably fill in the less pleasant signs yourself."

What was the question?

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What will be your steaming signal?

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Ah, Sailroom. Heady days. Ebay trembling in its imminence.

Now Stingo boatless and diabetic, Garredfox tragically gone these three years and more and Fairwinds renamed 'The Limpet' by Archie for obvious reasons.

But we will get the new sprayhood finished next week and sail the Indian Summer seas of August's heatwave.

Too easy huh?

If you're planning a cruise in August I am reliably informed that the last fortnight will be superb sailing weather.