BLUEMOMENT

Only time I've heard the DSC alarm go of was the day we picked Olive up from Melton on the Deben.

We were late on the tide coming out of the river with tide running like a sluice, we were scraping the bottom near the first red buoy when the bloody wireless started screeching - shortly followed by SWMBO doing the same.

I've never quite trusted the damn thing since.

We were alarmed to hear our radio giving off some kind of irritating beep whilst on the Chents Cruise '06
Turns out it was Shard who had obtained our Number and was giving us a private call or something - I realise I've used the wrong terminology here and await yet another overlong pondage of psychobabble from Webbingtons who obviously has far too much time on his hands at present