Maurice Griffiths was Dick Durhams gay lover

[Silkie]

"Rum, the love that dare not speak it's name and the lash" has certain ring to it, don't you think?

[Nick]

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You're in the lead at the moment . . .

[claymore]

Fellers
I haven't laughed so much for ages - the computer is now covered in coffee as I read the responses with a gobful of the gold blend.

Thanks.

Dear Heart is currently serving time in the Danish Archipeligo where the 2 subsequent generations are managing to fill her every hour. It was observed that I was a tad gingery yesterday - the absence of Dear Heart and a beer or 3 with the SaltyJohn one were probably the cause of my dyspepsia.
Apologies for any offence caused in shirtlifting circles

[So_Sage_of_Lorne]

Pile Driving?
or

With reference to the traditional habits of the East Coast Yachting fraternity:

Splatching!

[claymore]

Don't suppose you'd consider Pillow Biting?

[sahona]

analeyes :Vb, Pron aenalyse, the process of bringing tears to an associates eyes?
possibly sounds a bit too west-endish.

Sphinctrobat: desc Nn, showing acrobatic ability in restricted spaces.

Overtaker : desc Nn, someoene who comes at you from behind.

[aquaplane]

One who plys the Marmite Motorway.

[Pete Cooper]

A traveller on Bourneville Boulevard.
Someone who is on the other bus.
Bats for the other team.
An admirer of the chocolate starfish.

[Rowana]

A vagina declinah

Or the femail equivalent -

A todger dodger

[Mark]

A vagina declinah - brilliant!

[claymore]

Perhaps a slightly more nautical flavour - sorry, theme might be more appropriate - developing an earlier suggestion, Pile Mooring?

[JackJ]

Can I mention "visiting the zoo" ?

[So_Sage_of_Lorne]

The definitive has to be

"Butscuttler"

[Nick]

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Can I mention "visiting the zoo" ?

No.

[Aja]

Can it be 'Shooting the breeze' then?

Rings a bell from somewhere....
Regards
Donald