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sahona wrote:Did Lorna pass it as fit for purpose, before recital?

Do you think I would have been allowed if she'd seen or heard it beforehand??
Did catch her off guard a bit as she was doing the "reply from the lassies"

We need that transcript as well then...

Most wasn't written down but something along the lines of "what an old romantic I was" and something about burns spinning in his grave.

Booby-- what a star....
hope you won't mind if this is nicked for future purposes.

We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

my ex used to recite another called "ode tae a penis" but i can't find a copy on the internet.. will post it if can persuade him to give me copy...

Wildbird wrote:Booby-- what a star....
hope you won't mind if this is nicked for future purposes.

We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

my ex used to recite another called "ode tae a penis" but i can't find a copy on the internet.. will post it if can persuade him to give me copy...

this one?

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We had another good one about a fart at our burns night last saturday.

Hope it dident get up their noses.

1.5 bottles of Bailie Nicol Jarvie???

Typical Essex Boy, get them drunk on aftershave first, then wheel out the cheap whisky..

Charlie Farlie wrote:1.5 bottles of Bailie Nicol Jarvie???

Typical Essex Boy, get them drunk on aftershave first, then wheel out the cheap whisky..

I have to say I was surprised at how well they did behave, with the possible exception of Morgana, who was on a mission. Sloping sideways.mainly.
The good stuff remained on the table, but they all were drinking the BNJ from the decanter after about 2am.
They will be invited back again next year.