Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:39 pm
your everyday name`s not groucho marx, by any chance 
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:27 pm
“I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.â€Â
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:09 pm
[quote="Olivepage"]“I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.â€Â
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:29 am
"(As long as you take out the Sanity Clause)"
Would that be some sort of Christmas club
Would that be some sort of Christmas club
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:56 am
Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."Olivepage wrote:"(As long as you take out the Sanity Clause)"
Would that be some sort of Christmas club
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"Groucho/Chico in A Night at the Opera (movie)
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:56 pm
Very good.
I have a soft spot for Dorothy Parker, I'm sure she would appreciate a soft spot. She had a more acidic wit than Groucho - and used vigorously.
"“If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised"
"“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned upâ€Â
I have a soft spot for Dorothy Parker, I'm sure she would appreciate a soft spot. She had a more acidic wit than Groucho - and used vigorously.
"“If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised"
"“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned upâ€Â
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:57 pm
Not normally a fan of the witty and urbane - but she's good!Olivepage wrote:Very good.
I have a soft spot for Dorothy Parker, I'm sure she would appreciate a soft spot. She had a more acidic wit than Groucho - and used vigorously.
Run more to Emo Philips(ish) myself: http://www.emophilips.com/home